(I feel like I've been here before... hmm... nostalgia...)
Hello! I'm looking for a boyfriend. That might come as a surprise if the title's anything to go by. The post I made here is like... GOOD GOD, it was almost 8 months ago and it didn't really go anywhere with the people I talked to...
So I have returned! To ruin your day with nerdiness and gayness! (And probably do another Re-Retake in another 8 months)
I'm from England and I'd prefer somewhere close to me (in or Northern England) but I'll also do long distance and things like that. I'm passionate about a lot of things (if you care what they are that is) so it'd be best for me to tell you in person rather than have a long to-know list here.
One of my non-passions is nudes. I don't do nudes. So no nudes... okay? I know some of you are hyper-horny teens but please...
NO NUDES. NO SEXTING. NOTHING.
Clean wholesome conversation, as I'm somewhat very modest and classy (says that and is on the internet shopping for boyfriend, ah I see you) and I would rather to thoroughly get to know each other before I even think about mentioning your dick in a non-jokey fashion.
Err... I guess I should mention this for the privileged among us but I have some emotional issues that I won't discuss here and I need someone to be able to understand and be there for me when I have those moments. And I, definitely, will do the same because I love very easily and care a lot about people.
Some people just don't care back hahaha.
I'm a little bit broken I guess, but I'm crazily happy most of the time. And I'll love you for a thousand years if you love.
Anyway, I think that's everything.
Oh yeah, and the heavier you are the harder it is for you to get kidnapped.
So eat cake. Be safe.