Looking for a new BFF :)

Not looking for a boyfriend, but I need a new best friend :)

Hi, i am a female teen (sophomore in Highschool] looking for a new friend. First I will tell you about myself:
I am a Christian with strong morals
I love Marvel, Sherlock< Star Trek< Star Wars, LOTR, etc
I talk really fast and laugh A LOT (which can be super embarrassing in some situations]
Cats and cows are my favourite animals, dogs, not so much (but I am open to nice ones]
I love anime (I know its cheesy, but still]
I love Imagine Dragons, Danny Gokey, BTS, and EDM
Since I talk fast, I mispronounce things, and say weird stuff (I'm sorry I don't speak very well sometimes]. My sense of humor is odd, I laugh whenever someone makes a face, or a funny sound, or simply laughs.
I can be extremely indecisive
I have bad mood swings, like, one minute I'm hyper, and the next I'm sad for no reason. :/
I am VERY introverted. I don't like going out in groups, and I don't like to be forced to hang out with others. I don't mind calling people on the phone, but I don't do the texting thing (I don't have a phone XD]
I wear nerdy tshirts and sweats all the time, and my hair isn't perfect ever. I don't wear makeup.
I am tall-ish, 5 foot 9 inches. I don't care how tall or short you are.
I have short (Chin length] hair, I dye it different colors, usually brown, and I have blue eyes.
When we hang out, I just want to do things together, it doesn't have to be big, like we can watch tv in our sweats, or do homework to
gether, I don't care. I am very supportive and I try not to hurt anyone's feelings ever
I LOVE books
I am homeschooled (I'm not stupid]
If I make a mistake, I beat myself up about it
I can turn off my emotions and say IDC, but in reality I do
I am sensitive (but I'm not the type to see the sunset and burst into tears]
I like to compliment others
If you need me to give you a confidence boost, just ask
I get stressed easily
I love making people laugh
I live on a farm
My parents are together, and I have 2 younger siblings
I love painting and writing
I love Tumblr
I'm weird
If I am comfortable with you I will use you as a footrest
I can be very lazy
I daydream a ton
I make up HUGE stories
I am definitely not perfect, but I will try to be the "bestest" friend you ever had, i promise

NOW to you, dear reader. These are my Criteria (you don't have to meet all of them, but you have to at least be open to them, mmk?):
Must like books
must like cats
must be ok with getting a bit of dirt on their hands every once and awhile
must like marvel (or at least Batman, I do a wicked Batman impression]
Must like doing different accents (they don't have to be good, My Russian is terrible XD]
For pete's sake, please dress modestly
Must have a good vocabulary
Please be a Christian, I don't get along very well with non-Christians
(Catholic or some other denomination is cool]
Must be tolerant of my siblings, they can be annoying sometimes
Must be ok with spontaneous adventures, or just reading a book all day
would prefer it if you are ok with me giving you a nickname
Must be ok with me being REALLY chatty, then suddenly really quiet
Please don't be manipulative, mean, or passive-aggressive. I will not be friends with anyone who makes me feel like garbage
Don't lie to me
Must not ever tell dirty, racist, or rude jokes.
Must not drink alcohol, I lived with an alcoholic for many years, I have 0 tolerance for it
Must be ok with reaching out to me (I'll do the same]
Must like cooking
Please notice the small things I do, it means the universe to me
Be honest and open
Is ok with me being sorta clingy
Know that I get attached easily
Be totally up for random shtuffs
Must be ok with crying
Share your food, dude (I'll share too]
Be ok with me worrying
Be ok with me being cynical and skeptical
Be ok with hanging out with a hobo/trash/sad/silly friend
Be ok with me being shy

ok, I'm done :3 may God bless you and keep you safe and healthy. I hope to hear from you if you feel like we should be comrades, I would LOVE to hear from you I'm lonely (Can you tell XD]
BTW, I don't care if you are a guy or a girl (preferably a guy]
Here are some links to my stuff
https://www.pinterest.ca/adelitastuder/thats-me/
https://notyoureverydayrose.tumblr.com/

NOTE: I am really being raw in the above, please don't kill me]