I wish I had a partner who loved me
I wish I had dignity
I wish I didn't feel emotion
I wish I was smart enough to get into the Ivy Leagues
I wish I wouldn't write stupid poems like this when I get sad
I wish I had a 5-seater beamer
I wish I could develop all the poor countries and replant the Amazon
I wish everyone had food and water
I wish I wasn't like this
I wish I had a million dollars so I could give it all away
But wishes are fishes and probably full of mercury
And having them will be toxic
So here I lie wallowing in my own self-created prison, waiting for the guard to give me my slop for dinner