Im I right guys. SO quirky and weird and I�m socially awkard. PENIS man

Don't you guys hate when the smegma on your dick that later spreads to your legs and stomachs? Don't you guys hate when you're nipples are so sharp that it cuts your mom when you hug her? Don't you guys hate when you pee in cold temperatures so you have to wait for the pee to melt because it's still on the place on were you peed? DON'T YOU HATE WHEN YOU SUMMON SATAN AND DEVOURS YOUR LOVED ONE SOULS SO HE CAN PASS YOU THE TV REMOTE?? DON'T YOU HATE WHEN YOUR FATHER HAS SEX WITH A DUCK SO YOU HAVE A HALF BROTHER WHO YOU HAVE to SHARE YOUR ROOM WITH HIM? DON'T YOU HATE WHEN A VAMPIRE SUCKS YOUR BLOOD AND THEN THE VAMPIRE GETS AIDS AND GIVES IT YOUR TEACHER?? I know guys I'm so quirky and weird. Please notice me ;)