A Post in Which I Try to be Clear

I've always found that saying hilarious. "Have I made myself clear?" Uh, no; it's physically impossible for a person to become totally transparent, silly.

I know. I'm not funny, sorry.

Moving on. I felt it important to share the real reason that I'm here, dismiss any rumors. (Kidding, kidding; I'm not that popular.] I'm kind of completely terrible at making friends and building relationships in general; I'm very awkward. Shocker, right? Therefore, I was hoping this would help. I'm searching for friends from all over the place first and foremost, but a girlfriend or boyfriend near me wouldn't be too bad. I'm a bi-romantic ace, so keep that in mind. Don't like it? That's cool. Do like it? That's cool, as well. Thanks for another piece of your day