I have to admit it I?m a geek?

I have to admit it this website is cringy and funny at the same time I’m honestly a very funny and sarcastic person and honestly you need a bio in this place like do you know how awkward it is to message someone and say “hi” like what the fuck?. How am I supposed to start a conversation like that I’ve tried and sadly it ain’t easy and I’ve realized when a girl posts like “like omg I need a guy who will treat me and love me” and all guys are like “leave with me I’ll be your daddy” Like wow that is definitely not sad nor cringy at all I’ve tried messaging girl but every time it’s either? “ sorry i have a boy friend” (then why the hell are you still on this site] or two they leave me on read like I use up all my strength (I’m really shy when talking honestly and anxiety so] to message you and I get nervous and you are like “lol this guy is a creep he literally said hi to me like what the heck” and plus I can’t blame the second one because well one as you can tell I’m ugly af two no girl what’s a sarcastic guy it’s like trying cross through an intersection with five traffic lights plus a big one is I like Hamilton and well everyone at least I know is like “oh you are gay” (I’m not?) “ oh you like musical you are a nerd” ( I am just not a musical nerd?) and etc so hopefully someone actually reads all of this because I always write like I’m running out of time ?