a click-bait title I was eating pizza and this is what happened
Shadowdork, 16
So I was eating and thought to myself "WHAT IN THE F IS WRONG WITH ME WHY CAN39;T I GET A GF..." then it struck me... I need to stop eating, start vomiting the food I do eat, exercise while on an empty stomach, start smocking weed and acting cool....hmm YEAH... I39;M GONNA GET SO MUCH BABES
... Hmm...i might starve to death before I meat them though...
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