Any girls bored and looking for banter, hmu

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.]

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing it just waved.

Do you want to hear a construction joke? I still working on it.

How do you measure a snake? In inches—they don’t have feet.